i love that we're having a girl. :) i have so much fun shopping for swimsuits with ruffles and cute little bright pink dresses. my most recent obsession has been with cute little hats with big flowers attached to them and infant bows. yep, that's right. despite major resistance from her daddy, my sweet little nora will be one of those accessorized princesses. i can't wait.
anyway, during my search for newborn bows on my new favorite website, etsy, i ran across something that absolutely blew my mother-loving mind. now... please note i'm a newbie. my sweet husband and i are taking parenting classes two nights a week to be sure we can keep nora alive when she comes. :) i don't know what kind of mama i will be because i just don't have a lot of experience. but, i will try. very hard. anyways - i was drawn into a particular site by this adorable photo of a little baby with a bow:
she's cute huh? i love the expression. so i enter the site. (**disclaimer so my bump ladies don't think
i'm a dummy:
noooo, i wasn't really going to PAY $6.95 for bows that i know i can make for $.99 - i just didn't understand how to stick them onto
nora's head (especially if God chooses not to bless her with a full head of hair), so this
esty search was for research purposes.
sheesha!) so i find a picture of some bows i think are cute for sale in this shop:

i click on them and start reading about how they stick to a baby's head and am confronted with this picture:

GLUE!
bwahahhaha! this lady seriously uses surgical lubricant to GLUE bows to her baby's head!
LOLOL! seriously? this
cannot be how this is done! i thought i must be missing something... and that's not all friends... she says in her listing that in the event you'd rather not use the GLUE you can use KY Jelly.
::jaw drops
wiiiide open::
really? can you imagine? if
kevin walked into
nora's bedroom and found me attaching bows to her head with glue or KY jelly he would have me locked up in the nuthouse.
HAHAHA! wouldn't that be funny? he would think i had lost my mother-loving mind!
and so... my search continues. i will find a better way. there must be a better way...
LOL!
alas... i will just pray that my sweet babe has a full head of adorable
blond hair for me to affix my little bows to... otherwise this mama has no choice but to stick to hats. :)