Tuesday, December 9, 2008

damn you costco. damn you to HELL.

dear costco,

let me begin by saying i love your produce. i absolutely love it. i don't know how my husband and i could live without it. and i mean that from the bottom of my heart. not only do you have a large selection of beautiful looking fruits and veggies but they are fair priced and come in bulk - so i have a lot of whatever i buy. genius.

now, that said... i purchased some of my most very favorite fruit from you this weekend. yummy raspberries. six containers - one low price. i was surprised to see them as i thought since it's mid-december they would be wayyyy out of season... but nonetheless i purchased them and couldn't WAIT to get them home and munch them.

well today, costco, i brought one of the six containers from home to work for my mid-morning snack. i couldn't wait. i love raspberries. i opened the container, took them to the sink and washed them very well (thank GOD for that...). then i set them on my desk and grazed on them. that's when it happened costco. i had eaten HALF THE DAMN CONTAINER when a creature crawled out. a mother-loving SNAIL crawled out of my raspberry container. WHAT THE HELL?!

just when things were starting to look up in my pregnancy you pull THIS CRAP?! i hadn't puked in almost a week... then this mother-frigging snail crawls out and i puked all over my DESK... at WORK. seriously...

sincerely,

mckenzie

ps - i HATE you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

he'd be way cutes if he wasn't, you know, in your raspberries.

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